In light of the recent decorative tongue puncturing trend, our newest product appeals to that group dynamic. Attractively packaged in a protective polyethylene tetrachloride carrying case, "Tongue" is available on compact disc or cassette through your Satanic Death Wedge Corporation sales representative.

Ideally designed for regular attendees of "Monster Truck" events, our "Hell Monster" product is an appealing product for the rural demographic. Cross-line promotional items for chewing tobacco and boot apparel are included. Available on cassette or compact disc through your Satanic Death Wedge Corporation sales representative.

Capitalizing on the popularity of alcohol-induced vomiting, and especially focused on the college fraternity market, "Barf!" is one of our best-selling products. Includes cross-line promotional materials for alcoholic beverages and ipecac syrup. "Barf!" includes a nine-chapter vomiting instruction manual, and is handsomely packaged in a liquid-resistant polyvinyl-cardboard enclosure. Available on compact disc or cassette through your Satanic Death Wedge Corporation sales representative.